I will post a weekly hands on review of my iphone 5 16GB. This will provide a live updated review of the iphone instead of the typical reviews only at the launch date.

Week 1

Finally most of the ios apps are now getting iphone 5 screen size support. I have been deleting any apps that are not optimized for the iphone 5.

One thing i have noticed, is the sharp edges of the iphone 5 shell. Maybe its too sharp

One feature i would like on the new ios build would be an easy battery saver switch. I would like one button (on or off) to switch off the wifi, mobile data etc into a battery saving mode. I know you cant build this as an APP as apples doesn’t allow access to the features in the Development kit. Good suggestion for apple to add for the next revision.

• Nokia Lumia 920: Polycarbonate Built
• Nokia Lumia 920: What’s New?
• Nokia Lumia 920: Screen
• Nokia Lumia 920: Performance

Year 2012 has been a super hit year in terms of the launch of consumer friendly smartphones. The choice now is not only between Apple and Samsung but Nokia has also entered the race by launching two of its best Windows smartphones: Nokia Lumia 920 and Nokia Lumia 820. This smartphone high on build and features will be a definite pick for women. Let’s move on and read the Nokia Lumia 920 review n details:

Nokia Lumia 920: Polycarbonate Built

Nokia Lumia series smartphones have been a winner in terms of looks. Like earlier iterations Lumia 920 also follows the league and has got a colorful nicely designed body with large screen. The performance of the antenna is improved with the use of polycarbonate body because it is more RF transparent. The keys have got a ceramic feel and it feels solid while holding this phone. Nokia Lumia 920 will definitely gather crowd as its design stands out from other curvy designed smartphones. The choice of colors will indeed attract women towards this phone.

Nokia Lumia 920: What’s New?

Nokia has been a lead in imaging qualities besides Sony. The company is well known for its imaging qualities delivered by Pure View technology. Nokia Lumia 920 comes with a powerful camera combination which will be loved by its users. You can combine the imaging qualities with a number of apps like Photosynth, etc. It comes with a 8MP Carl Zeiss Optics and 1.3 MP secondary camera for Skype use.

Another most interesting feature of this phone will be built-in wireless charging. This feature will surely attract a good number of people.

Windows 8 design is well known for its live tiles with a resizable feature now. You can adjust the tiles anywhere you want and customize them accordingly. The handset comes with a bundle of voice control features and map navigation. You will be able to use the offline Maps feature optimized with the help of Nokia drive.

The handset comes with a new feature called “Nokia City Lens” which will provide you complete info about businesses on street once you point the phone on them. The phone also comes with NFC feature which you can explore.

Nokia Lumia 920: Screen

The new Nokia Lumia 920 comes with a curvy design. The screen size of 4.5 inches is ideal for any user. The Nokia has made a point of adding good resolution and high definition display in this handset.

The previous similar screen sized Nokia Lumia 900 abandoned curved glass, as there wasn’t an ideal way of solidly including it into the large screen at the time, so we’re told. However thanks to new techniques the 920 features a curved 4.5-inch high definition screen.

Nokia Lumia 920 features the new Nokia Pure Motion HD+ display technology which will enhance the quality of still images and videos. Nokia even announced that the Lumia 920 has the fastest LCD display and is around 30% brighter compared to the other rivals.

So, just wait to get hold of this smooth and vivid bright device.

Nokia Lumia 920: Performance

Nokia may not have been into Android so far but it has a clear view with Windows phones. It launches the best even with WP8 devices so that people lure for them.
In terms of battery, Nokia Lumia 920 has got the largest battery i.e. a 2000mAh battery which has been ever installed on any smartphone.
Lumia 920 supports a quick and smooth snapdragon S4 processor which will even enhance the battery life and will deliver a snappy performance. So, don’t be disheartened if it doesn’t have a quad core processor because it is all in the race with its dual core S4 processor too.

Nokia Lumia 920 is sure a great competitor for all android smartphones.

Here are few pros and cons of Nokia Lumia 920:

Pros:

• Great Dual Core Processor(1500 MHz)
• Plenty RAM (1GB RAM)
• Clear Display of 4.5 inches
• Extremely pleasant resolution of 332 ppi
• High end cameras
• 4G support and NFC

Cons:

• Device is Bulky
• Lacks expansion

Conclusion:

Though people want Nokia to enter the race of Android phones but Nokia is playing safe by launching something different by going out of the lane with Windows devices. It is catching up with the other smartphones in race by producing devices with great appeal and configuration. When it comes to Nokia Lumia 920 Windows 8 device it has got everything to beat an Android smartphone. It is a complete package phone with nice looks, sturdy built and competitive features.

All in all, this device is dynamite which will surely give you pleasant hands on experience if you want something other than Android.

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• Samsung Galaxy S3: Hardware & Screen
• Samsung Galaxy S3: Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich
• Samsung Galaxy S3: New Features
• Samsung Galaxy S3: Battery and Camera
• Samsung Galaxy S3: CPU Performance

Samsung Galaxy S3 has indeed created a buzz in the phone market across the world. Samsung has launched one of its best phones in terms of performance and style. The phone came out in May 2012 and has already broken all the benchmarks in terms of sales. Every Samsung Galaxy S3 review talks about the wonderful features of the phone along with add-ons in Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich OS it has.

Samsung Galaxy S3: Hardware & Screen

Big phones have their own astonishing appeal, that’s why Samsung galaxy s3 bounds you in the first look. The 4.8 inch display is a total thumbs up as more and more people go for quality display these days. In the first look you may find it difficult to handle but it’s quite manageable. The phone is slimmer compared to all other top-notch phones in the market. Though phone has a glossy finish which makes it attractive but plastic back is a total turn off for a phone in such a price range. The superb SUPER AMOLED screen takes all the tension while using the phone and that’s why plastic feel of the body didn’t bother many users. With Samsung Galaxy S3 you get an unquestionable video playback that is comparable to a tablet or a TV. The screen resolution is also quite high and comparable to HTC one X.

Samsung Galaxy S3: Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich

The all new galaxy S3 has Ice Cream Sandwich which is a fresh operating system with loads of new features and quickies. With the ICS on phone, it has the capability of putting virtual icons on screen just like Nexus. There a physical button on the phone as well which is not a great add-on in terms of design.
There are two virtual keys on both sides of the physical button. The all new feature is face unlock which works perfectly on Samsung galaxy s3. Other new quickies include screenshot capturing just by swiping your hand across the screen.

Samsung Galaxy S3: New Features

There is a whole list of features incorporated in Galaxy S3 which makes it stand out in the crowd. Few of them are:

• S Voice: Just like Siri in Apple Samsung has added S voice in its all new Galaxy S3. Though it is fast and competitive but still lacks behind Siri in commands.

• Smart Stay: Now driving car and keeping the phone unlocked is very easy. With this entire new feature the front camera recognizes your eyes and turns your phone to power saver once eyes are not recognized.
• Smart Call: just raise the phone to your ear while messaging and you will be able to call the person. Save touching the call button again and again with this feature.
• NFC: Samsung has also put in NFC that can be used with Android Beam to transfer contacts in Android devices.

These features are so human friendly and can be used anyone. That’s why the phone has been launched with human centric features.

Samsung Galaxy S3: Battery and Camera

New Samsung Galaxy S3 has a 12MP rear camera and a 1.9MP front facing camera which is quite a good deal. The sensors are also of a great quality and you can capture a good resolution full HD video at 1080p.
Battery of Samsung Galaxy S3 is an advantage. With the types of features in this handset you cannot expect good battery life but surprisingly the phone has a great battery backup.

Samsung Galaxy S3: CPU Performance

New generation people cannot withstand lag anywhere especially when it comes to smartphones. Speed is a key factor that everyone looks in their smartphone. Galaxy S3 has an inbuilt quad core processor which delivers great performance. It never slows down and just keeps giving the best.

Here are few pros and cons of Samsung Galaxy S3:

Pros:

• Great Screen Size
• Cool extraordinary features
• great battery life

Cons:

• Plastic body feel

Verdict:

Samsung Galaxy S3 is one of the dream smartphones for any techie or common man. It may not fall in the pocket of all in terms of price but people are anxious to have hands-on on this new tech product. With the proper designing, functionality, screen, built and Speed features, there is no doubt that the phone is splendid and unsurpassed. With growing 5 stars ratings every week, the hone has created a special place in everyone’s heart.

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• iPhone 5: Screen
• iPhone 5: What’s latest?
• iPhone 5: New Design
• iPhone 5: Battery and Camera
• iPhone 5: Maps
• iPhone 5: Glance at features

Apple has finally ended the suspense by bringing out the most enthusiastically awaited device of the year. The popular iPhone 5 comes with significant changes. It is larger, lighter, faster and thinner. With the high quality construction of this device you will feel like holding it all the time and boasting the 4 inch clear display. The device has a wonderful battery backup so; you can play every second on it without discharging the battery for at least 24 hours.

Now let us check the in depth iPhone 5 review:

iPhone 5: Screen

The most noteworthy change in the device is the screen size. This time Apple played differently by keeping the screen size as 4 inches which is comparable to other smartphones in the market. Though the screen has been extended vertically, the width ratio is still the same like its previous iterations. The phone typically won’t suffice the expectations of users who are used to devices like Samsung galaxy note, Sony Xperia SL, etc.

iPhone 5: What’s latest?

The phone is as good looking as its predecessors. Once you hold the phone in your hand you will feel the smoothness and comfort. Unlike other rivals which have screen sizes greater than 4 inches and are hard to carry in pockets, iPhone 5 is very pocket friendly in terms of size. Once you will power on the device frequent Apple users will observe the change in number of rows, contacts, calendar and emails. There are no significant changes in the display as it still has Retina display only.

iPhone 5: New Design

Everybody is discussing the design changes in new Apply iPhone 5. It is slimmer, light and ultra fast. There are no radical changes in the new model but yes larger is better. Apple claims that it is the lightest smartphone ever made.
But the most impressive factor is the style. You will not get cheap plastic feel while holding this device in your hands. It has a solid construction, aluminum coating all over and on the back as well. It looks amazing. With the new iOS 6, the device will indeed surprise you a lot with its exclusive features!

iPhone 5: Battery and Camera

This time the most significant change that Apple has come up with is the integration of LTE. In other words get the fastest cellular plan and enjoy uploads and downloads at remarkable speeds.
Battery is another add-on in new Apple iPhone 5 as the device has got a great battery backup. New iPhone has got an 8MP camera with true imaging features as seen in all other Apple devices.

iPhone 5: Maps

Now you can enjoy free voice navigation on iPhone 5 with the help of new Maps app in it. It works well and you will not miss Google navigation. You can even use turn by turn navigation.

iPhone 5: Glance at features

You can make use of the Open table app to book sitting in your favorite restaurants, or you can book movies or play sports. The 3-D flyover app tends to provide a complete upper level view of the place while driving and makes your journey free of wrong turns. Siri beta is also there in new iPhone 5 with not much of upgrade. Facebook integration has been added to a lot of applications in new Apple iPhone 5.

Speaking of Facebook, Apple has added sharing to that service as a built-in feature that works with many apps on the phone. Now you get a feature of adding reminder to call back if you are unable to attend calls. Apple’s video calling works great over LTE.
This time Apple decided to exclude wireless transfer feature called NFC in iPhone 5 while other rival smartphones are boasting this feature a lot.
 

Now let’s jump to pros and cons of the device in iPhone 5 review:
Pros:

• Design is sturdy and impressive
• Screen size is apt
• Battery is improved tremendously
• Light weight and freaking fast

Cons:

• Apple maps has some bugs
• Lightning port is tricky to handle
• Aluminum body is prone to scratches

iPhone 5 Summary:
Though many people feel that new Apple Iphone 5 has not got any extra striking features still Apple made a point to deliver what it promised for. The device has been an improvised version of its predecessors and has got a plenty of new features of its own too. So, move on and get the real feel of new iOS 6 and other excellent changes in iPhone 5.

• Expected features of iphone 5
• Expected release date for iphone 5
• Expected Price of upcoming iPhone 5

The iPhone 5 has been in limelight from some time for its ultimate A6 processor and its next-generation supercool features. According to the reports, iPhone 5 will synchronize with Apple’s World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) this year in June. Although it’s in rumors but still we don’t know that how iPhone 5 will look like? It is believed that some sources have got its images so they will be out soon.
Everyone is looking for something different in iPhone 5. People are looking forward for drastic changes in the software and hardware

iPhone 5 Preview: Expected features of iphone 5

Let us now discuss the features of the IPhone 5 that are being expected by the users:

• Fast in pace and more space to store

We are still not sure about how its faster A5 processor is going to work for the iPhone 5 but the Apple claims that its next-generation hardware is so powerful that it can run any application that its developers can think of developing.

The new iPhone 5 processor will likely have an quad core processor.

• Voice Recognition

At WWDC 2011, the Nuance voice-activation technology couldn’t do much good but it is expected at Apple is going to bring a new change in iPhone 5 through its Nuance Dictation technology. It has been found that still experiments are going on the voice controls and Apple is trying its best to come out with all new voice-recognition technology with iOS 5.

A better improved version of Siri is also likely.

• Unbelievable alliance of GSM-CDMA

Another news about iPhone 5 is that Apple is trying to make iPhone hardware lines such that they can support either GSM (AT&T) or CDMA (Verizon) and even with possibility of 4G LTE. If they make the “world phone” model successfully then it will be a blessing for the Verizon lovers as they can boot it even when overseas.

• Camera trick

The Flicker on iPhone 4 has been in very demand and now Apple is trying to make it more proficient to the users. It is believed that iPhone 5’s volume control button will also solve the purpose of camera shutter. The camera app will be improved to enable the fixing of red eye and other editing task within the app itself. The lens, 8MP sensor and flash LED all will be improved.

• PC Free

Next good thing about the iPhone 5 will be that now you don’t have to tether up with iTunes before start using your iPhone. The rumors are spreading like fire that iPhone 5 will be capable enough to replace the computers for many tasks. It is being believed that with the launch of the Cloud iOS devices you won’t need Mac much.

• 5GHz 802.11n Support

Although we got the support for the 802.11n wireless on the iPhone 4 but it wasn’t of much benefit as its range was as slow as 2.4GHz. That’s why now Apple is adding 802.11n wireless support in the range of 5GHz spectrum. This will allow the data transfers at a lightning fast speed. Moreover you will also enjoy the features like Wi-Fi Sync, over the air Software Updates and iCloud Backup.

• Incredible storage space

IPhone 5 is supposed to have the storage 64GB. They didn’t do this with the iPhone 4 and that disappointed its users as bit. So this time they won’t make the same mistake.

iPhone 5 Preview: Expected release date for iphone 5

If we look into the pattern of launch of iPhone, it is being assumed that iPhone 5 will be launched somewhat around the mid of late 2012. According to the news we believe that we will be able to have a look on the new iPhone 5 in June during the Apple’s Worldwide Developer Event (WWDC). Announcements about iPhone 5 were also made at the recent of iPhone 4S.

iPhone 5 Preview: Expected Price of upcoming iPhone 5

Right now we can’t predict much about the price of the iPhone 5. It is somewhere assumed that like iPhone 3GS its price won’t be very high. Although it’s demand is quite high. But in the UK price may go high because of the higher VAT rates.

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• iPhone battery extender case
• Best iphone battery extender

People keep on trying different apps on iPhone, browse internet and all this eats battery at a very fast pace. Once its battery is damaged it is irreplaceable and you have to use it like that. Therefore all these reasons show that buying an iPhone battery extender is a good idea. You can easily keep your all channels of communication open with battery extender while you are on the go. The best thing about iPhone battery extender is that besides charging your iPhone you also get the benefit of extra talk time.

If you start using a iPhone battery extender case that means your iPhone is getting its power from this extended case and thus besides the battery recharge you will also enjoy more life of your phone’s battery. So now you can enjoy using your iPhone wherever and whenever without worrying about its battery getting low.

• iPhone Battery Extender: It doesn’t let your phone’s battery to die

  You must have felt irritated when you want to make some urgent call and you find that your phone’s battery is dead. But now you won’t be facing any such problems once you start using an iPhone battery extender case.

• iPhone Battery Extender: It doesn’t let your phone being damaged

  Sometimes your iPhone may get slipped from your hands but this won’t be an issue with the iPhone battery extender case as it provides you with better holding grip. In case your phone falls then also this case will protect your iPhone from the damage.

• iPhone Battery Extender: It looks stylish

  People like to be stylish whether it is their hair style or phones. The iPhone cases from Mophie Juice Pack make your phone looks classy. These cases are available in different colors.

• iPhone battery extender: PhoneSuit Elite battery case

  This battery is a great option for all the models of the 4 and 4S Apple iPhones. This battery case offers you with doubling the power of your phone. Not only this, case so nicely fit’s on your phone that it protects phone from any damage when slipped accidently. It only takes 2 hours to fully recharge your iPhone. The installation of this case is very easy.

  

• iPhone battery extender: Case Mate iPhone 4/4S Fuel Lite

  This case is known as iPhone’s Life Support System by the manufacturer as it can revive its built-in battery and phone again gets its life back. Its light in weight and it integrated with 1020mAh. This case protects your phone in case of any kind of drop. The case is made in such a way that all the cuts are at exact position for the camera and other ports. Moreover you also get a microUSB cable with its pack.

  

• iPhone battery extender: Mophie Juice pack air

  The next entry in our list of best iPhone battery extenders is Mophie Juice Pack with a battery of 1500mAh. Moreover it’s perfect from the style and protection point of view for your iPhone. Even if your iPhone’s battery is dead still it can work for more 6 hours with the help of Mophie Juice pack air battery extender.

  

When it comes to choose the best iPhone battery extender, the Mophie Juice Pack is found to be the perfect choice. You can even stop the Juice case from charging through an embedded standby button. It allows you to make your calls, chat with friends, internet browsing and playing games for long hours.

So now iPhone’s short battery life is not an issue. These battery extenders have proved to be boons for the iPhone users.

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• Buy according to your need
• Keep an eye on your data limit
• Control your family’s data plans
• Enjoy Benefit of Wi-Fi
• Avoid buying Carrier services

How to save money on your mobile phone bill

Nowadays your mandatory monthly expenses include not only your utility bills but even your mobile phone bills. Usually people don’t bother about finding those plans that can save their money rather they keep on paying those hefty bills. All you have to do is just to find the best service plans available.

From past some time there have been drastic changes in the service plans offered by different carriers. You may come across many unlimited plans claiming free talk time, the number of text messages as well as data usage for browsing or downloading. It’s better while choosing the best plan for you and your family you should carefully read the fine printed terms and conditions and then decides what to buy.

We have collected here some useful tips that can help you to save money on your mobile phone bills:

• Reduce Your Mobile Phone Bill: Buy how much you need

  It has been observed that there are few people who instead of buying what they need, buy more minutes than they required. Before buying you must check that on an average how much minutes you use per month. For this you can contact your service provider’s customer care to know that how much you talk from past few months. This can help you to decide your best plan. You can even enjoy the service that alerts you as soon as you exceed your plan’s billing amount.

• Reduce Your Mobile Phone Bill: Keep an eye on your data limit

  Today we are completely dependent on our phones for internet access while on the go not only for calling but for browsing internet, accessing emails, etc. Now as this usage is increasing day by day, the network carriers have starting charging overhead charges on data usage also. You may now find plans offering 250MB or some more costly plans with data usage limit of 1GB or 2GB. Generally people don’t realize and use more MB than their plan and thus have to pay more money. Therefore its better you keep track of how much data you are using. The smart phones like Apple iPhone or Android phones have such apps that help you to know about your data limit.

• Reduce Your Mobile Phone Bill: Control your family’s data plans

  When you buy family plans then all the people in that plan have to share the talk time, counts of messages and data usage limit. This means that if a single person exceeds the limited then everyone have to suffer by paying extra bills. Usually it’s the case with teenagers in the family.

• Reduce Your Mobile Phone Bill: Enjoy benefit of Wi-Fi

  If you want to save on your mobile bills then lower the burden by using Wi-Fi whenever available.You can even connect your iPhone or Android phones and enjoy free calling through apps JAJAH and Tango respectively.

• Reduce Your Mobile Phone Bill: Avoid buying carrier services

  Network providers try to attract people with their music and entertainment related services. But they just end up with costly bills instead you can enjoy such services for free with apps like Text free that offer you your own number on which your friends and family can call or text for free. Other apps like Pandora Radio are perfect from the entertainment point of view and they cost you nothing. When it comes to navigation apps the Verizon customers having iPhones and Android-based phones can download free Waze app for this purpose.

These are not the only tips you can find many more useful services provided by different carriers on the internet. First you should be aware about your monthly voice and data usage then you can easily find which plan suits you. To know your usage you can simply logon to your online carrier account and you can even get alerts for exceeding your limits.

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Collection of Humour sms text messages - Add your favorite SMS at the end of the page

It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also important that these 3 men should never meet!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again

Word Games

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

I have the “I”.I have the “L”.I have the “O”.I have the “V”.I have the “E”… so pls

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Wrong person

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

News Flash

NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they’ve already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!

Police

I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 – distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

Reasons Y

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird

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How to Buy a Smartphone

Nowadays everyone is interested in buying a smartphone as now people don’t want just a cellphone. Coming of smartphones has revolutionized the wireless speeds. Android phones are the most powerful players in the market. Apple as always has again crossed 90 million customers for its all new iPhone 4. This success story has not been same for other smartphones like Microsoft’s Windows Phone 7, who are trying their best to conquer the market. Nokia is trying to be in the market by shaking hands with Microsoft but still couldn’t get a great place in the charts. Buying a Smartphone is not an easy task now. Before choosing your smartphone now have to make some efforts to find what your phone is offering you.

Below are the main features that you should check for before buying your smartphone.

Step 1: Choose the latest Operating System

The new battleground for the phone users these days is operating system. It is the operating system on which your phone’s speed, usability and capabilities depend upon. These days Android and Apple iOS are in discussions everywhere. You get the best apps in iPhones but android market and new windows store is not very far away in terms of popularity. The Android based phones are in tough competition with the iPhone as they are compatible with almost any network providing good data services. The best thing about the Android phones is its open-source market with big 4-inch screens, dual-core processors. They offer high speed internet and GPS navigation is free. However there are some drawbacks also like sometimes it might face bugs and OS updates are not constant.

You will come across various smartphone platforms but all have few snags. Microsoft has recently launched its Window’s Phone 7 which has an easy user interface but we have not found much of its uses in the market. Now we are waiting to get the reviews about the HP Palm’s new WebOS. When it comes to Nokia the brand call itself consistent, it has good sales in many countries of the world.

Step2: Which Form Factor suits you the best?

Slim and sleek body fits for the touch screen phones including the interactive user interface, fast internet browsing. The third party app developers get full leverage of smartphones being without any button so they can launch their own controlling plans. However there are some people who don’t like the touchscreen and prefer those bulky QWERTY keyboards.

Step3: Look for the Smartphone having a good App Store

People are now crazy for the irresistible apps offered by these smartphones. Android and iPhones are the best option for such app lovers. You can enjoy more than 300,000 apps in the Apple’s App Store. Same is the case with Android phones as they also offer you great apps. The best thing about the Android Market is that it is an Open Source Market that gives freedom to developers to develop their own apps. All other smartphones don’t offer such infinite apps.

Step4: Select the Smartphone offering good Call Quality

Before buying any phone it is better to check the reviews available either on internet or in the market to ensure that you buy a phone with good voice quality and high wireless network coverage. Another thing to be checked is how well your phone’s Bluetooth pairs up with other devices.

Step5: Never cross your budget so look for good Up-Front Prices

Different countries have different price charts. In U.S. buying high price phones like powerful HTC Inspire 4G is not a big issue if you are ready to sign a two-year contract with wireless carriers. Most pricey phones are like unlocked Samsung Galaxy SII ($500) but using T-Mobile or AT&R’s SIM cards helps in shedding their high call prices even while you are travelling internationally. So, if in your country the Smartphone you like is high priced then just search the internet to look for an alternative. Nowadays, unlimited websites are offering smart phones which can be locked as well unlocked. Just select a Smartphone and before going to the store to buy it deeply search mobile trading sites on the Google. The world is too small now you can order your favorite gadget online and get it delivered at your place within 2-3 days. But just be wise enough to select a good website for buying Smartphone.

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