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  1. samanda
    August 29, 2010

    Q. How do you keep a blonde busy for a long time ?
    A. Give her a piece of paper that says please turn over on both sides. x

  2. wills
    October 20, 2010

    yep! both i think a porn hint will do better!!!!!

  3. pluto
    December 28, 2010

    My text messages jokes

    It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also important that these 3 men should never meet!

    At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

    A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

  4. Dhananjay Kundar
    December 26, 2011

    What will you get if you eat blackberry ????…………………………A bluetooth

    • mojo
      January 30, 2012

      But not if you eat an Apple!!

  5. Slaterx
    January 30, 2012


    What do you call an elephant in a phone box? ………….Stuck

  6. jocket211
    January 30, 2012

    These are funny but the iphone autocorrects rock. Ever see them?

  7. Donnie Martin
    January 31, 2012

    Here is a good one:

    Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? …..They all have phones.

  8. Lilia Crook
    January 31, 2012

    Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line.. :) :) :)

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