Comments on: Funny Text Messages http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm Read reviews of New Mobile Phones Fri, 12 Apr 2013 05:25:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Lilia Crook http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-22437 Lilia Crook Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:14:32 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-22437 Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line.. :) :) :)

]]> By: Donnie Martin http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-22436 Donnie Martin Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:03:51 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-22436 Here is a good one:

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? …..They all have phones.

]]> By: mojo http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-22340 mojo Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:30:14 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-22340 But not if you eat an Apple!!

]]> By: jocket211 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-22339 jocket211 Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:29:33 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-22339 These are funny but the iphone autocorrects rock. Ever see them?

]]> By: Slaterx http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-22324 Slaterx Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:47:25 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-22324 lol!!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? ………….Stuck

]]> By: Dhananjay Kundar http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-20096 Dhananjay Kundar Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:32:30 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-20096 What will you get if you eat blackberry ????…………………………A bluetooth

]]> By: pluto http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-14592 pluto Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:10:36 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-14592 My text messages jokes

It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also important that these 3 men should never meet!

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

]]> By: wills http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-11846 wills Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:25:24 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-11846 yep! both i think a porn hint will do better!!!!!

]]> By: samanda http://www.newmobilemedia.com/funny-text-messages.htm/comment-page-1#comment-9990 samanda Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:59:25 +0000 http://www.newmobilemedia.com/?p=1471#comment-9990 Q. How do you keep a blonde busy for a long time ?
A. Give her a piece of paper that says please turn over on both sides. x

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