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Them: Here’s 10p – go and tell your mum you’re not coming home
You: Here’s a pound – go and buy yourself some breath freshener
Them: I never forget a face
You: Neither do I but in your case I’ll make an exception
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster?
Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.
Let’s be honest with each other . . . we’ve both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nail