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Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

if barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say “are you gonna drink that?”

Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there

Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

I would stop eating chocolate.. but I’m not a quitter!

4 Responses to “Silly quotes text messages”

  1. doodle says:

    this is a foward message 2 send to all ur friends: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: heyy <3 u dork! now send this to 10 of ur closest friends that u cant live without! u have 30 minutes to send this or else u will have bad luck! GoOd LuCk!!!! :)

  2. doodle says:

    hahahahaha rotfl i love the “if barbie is so popular then y do we have to buy all her friends” ahahahahha XD

  3. Lil Lyd(:x says:

    THIS IS A FOWARD TO SEND IN TEXT MESSAGES!..
    This is the love tree, send this to everyone you love. x
    xx
    xxx
    xxxxx
    xxxxxxxx
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  4. blonde says:

    i knoo my bf dumped me…. can i have his best friends number to make him jealous !!!!!!!

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