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Dirty text messages

Dirty text messages More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Text message jokes Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been ...
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Humour sms text messages

Humour It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also important that these 3 men should never meet! A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and ...
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Funny Text Messages

More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Text message jokes Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says “Dr i’ve got aids” Dr replys “U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby” Jelly Baby says “yes but Dr i’ve been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! chicken ...
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Fun text message quotes

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Text message jokes I’m not as dumb as you look. Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself. How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide. Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. Reality is for people who can’t ...
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Silly quotes text messages

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Text message jokes Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane! if barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends? I intend to live ...
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Friendship text messages

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Text message jokes Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U! i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned ...
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Rude Text Messages

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Text message jokes Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Them: Here’s 10p – go and tell your mum you’re not coming home You: Here’s a pound – go and buy yourself some breath freshener Them: I never forget a face You: Neither do I but in your case ...
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Text Message Jokes

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Police text message jokes I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss im at the police station.The ...
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Love text messages

> More short jokes for mobile phones Silly quotes sms messages Rude text messages Chat up sms messages Friendship text messages Wisdom sms messages Fun sms jokes Text message jokes Dreams text messages Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! If dreams ...